Cosimo D.
Yelp
My girlfriend and I were ready for a night out on the West side, and she picked a place across the street from Streetside Seafood. I took one look at it and said, "BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEE." And as my temperature began to rise it was just as quickly brought down to neutral when I realized that Streetside was just across the street.
Being 100% Sicilian I am a veracious seafood eater, but admittedly I eat most of my seafood at home. Last night my gf and I decided to try the place that I've heard so many great things about for so many years, and I am SO incredibly thankful that we did.
After being sat by the affable hostess, Jason, my waiter approached. A brief prologue before the rest of this paragraph: I am a super outgoing guy when in public. That being said, I am somewhat particular when eating out. I like things a specific way and done how I ask. I am not demanding when ordering because I'm nice and make jokes, but I think that I also relay the seriousness of my decree at the same time. With that in mind I must say that Jason was great. BEYOND great. He gave great suggestions and took my order with ease and grace. He joked, but just enough to let you know that he has personality and pizzazz, and not too much where he was the star of our visit.
I'll get to the night's star performer, but I'll start by saying that the bread given was damn good. Whether warm or room temperature, most places serve crap bread. This bread was warm and delicious, and I could have easily eaten more than the one piece I had, but I wanted to save room for what was to come.
And what did come? How about 8 raw oysters to begin with! I tried 4 varieties, and while I cannot remember all of their names, the one from Washington was THE BEST. It had just a hint of saltiness and the sweetness followed. Truly the greatest gulp I've had.
Then the Buffalo Shrimp. Fried and slathered with a mildly-spiced buffalo sauce. So good I ate the tail and all!
The the calamari was seasoned amazingly well, with just enough salt and pepper to not over power the lightly floured mollusk. I tried the sauce that came with it, but if you're a real seafood lover you will not need nor want it. And the goodness didn't stop there.
Jason, with his well-manicured beard and jolliness, quickly became to me a non-fat, much younger version of Santa Claus, because he kept bringing us delicious culinary gifts! The next gift were the Oysters Rockefeller. They were fantastically toasted and served without too much bacon, which can, and has, quickly bastardized this dish for me in the past.
Speaking of bastardization, we took a BRIEF detour on the road to perfection when we tried the Lobster Bisque. This soup was the only bad thing, and even when Streetside does bad that go all out. The soup wasn't just bad, it was SO bad that I cannot even begin to fathom what happened. The soup was so weirdly flavorless, that I can only guess that MAYBE the chef makes each cup/bowl from scratch, and he was somehow distracted and forgot to season the soup. It was as if there was no seasoning at all. The little bit of lobster I tasted was the only thing that I could discern other than the cream. BUT, because everything else was so F'ing beyond my expectations I will still bequeath SS a 5 star review. Why? Read on!
The Swordfish Tacos were easily the very best fish tacos to have ever passed these lips. While I am still a "newbie" when it comes to fish tacos (I'm only entering my 2nd year into eating them) I cannot imagine that they can ever get better than the ones I had here. The swordfish was blackened and served with manchego cheese, sweet corn apple slaw, and a black bean puree that was to die for. DOPE AF!
To finish off the evening we had the Pan Seared Sea Scallops. I'll be honest - I've NEVER been to a place that serves food with crazy beautiful designs and accouterments, but this dish had it, and it tasted SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD. The english peas were served on top of a cauliflower puree that was to die for. There were also baby carrots and mushrooms (I couldn't tell what kind) with watercress and a lemon vinaigrette, which were all sublime. I've got to tell y'all...
I. Have. Never. Had. A. More. Well. Cooked. Scallop. In. My. Life.
These scallops were so well cooked that I literally thought I was dreaming. These were the best scallops of my life and I fear for the next person to ever cook me a scallop ever again.
Is Streetside a place I'd go to once a week? Maybe if I lived closer to it and made more money. But IS it a place you should go to once a week? YES. If you have the means and love seafood you need to come here and eat the best seafood in Michigan. And when you do go, be sure to ask for Michigan's Jolly Elf, and tell Jason that Cosimo says, "Hello."