Thomas B.
Yelp
For the life of me, I just can't remember why I needed a screwdriver a little over a year ago. I was out and about, merely doing my own thing, as I'm wont to do, and I needed a screwdriver. This is mysterious shit, man -- because I have a tool kit at home. And the last time I checked, said tool kit had a nice ratchet job with a whole flurry of regular and Philips attachments. Why oh why did I need a screwdriver?
No matter. I went to Super Sam Food just around the corner from Jade and asked if they had one. He pointed behind me and there, above the toiletries and the Ding-Dongs and the pork rinds was a two-pack of screwdrivers (one regular and one -- you guessed it -- Philips). One was red, and one was blue. If you can tell me a good reason why I needed to purchase a screwdriver at 9:00 pm on a Wednesday night, then I have a gift for you.
ANYWAY, I had a good time walking into Jade and saying to Rebecca, "I would like to order a screwdriver ... AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE," as I whacked my two-pack of screwdrivers on the bar. I got a good laugh, 'cos I'm a fucking ham like that at times.
ANYWAY, the reason I mention this is because Super Sam Food has saved me a couple of times. Forgot to put on deodorant before a date, and there's no time to run home? Super Sam's got it (and then you can run into the 'loo and apply so you don't get super-sweaty later on)! I almost always get good deals on cigarettes, the cream's more often than not fresh, they have fruit, a good selection of booze and beer, corn dogs, porn, chips, booze and beer, naughty magazines (one of which has free DVDs), and a fair-to-middling selection of better-then-other-liquor-stores cheeses to purchase.
Oh, and apparently, they also have screwdrivers. Thanks, Sam!