Steve
Google
🌮✨ If You Like Overpaying for Mediocre Food… This Is NOT the Place for You ✨🌮
If you don’t like walking into a restaurant and immediately being greeted like you just walked onto the set of Cheers—where everybody knows your name (or at least acts like they should)—then Taco Billy is not for you.
If friendly, joyful humans who actually like their jobs weird you out, this place is not for you. I mean, the staff was so kind I almost asked one of them to officiate my future wedding, bless their heart.
If you’re the type who likes to feel just a little bit judged when ordering dessert at the counter, I regret to inform you: here, the dessert literally flirted with me. Like, “hey gorgeous, you know you want me,” and you know what? I did want it. And baby, it delivered. If you’re hoping for a bland, dry bite of regret, this place is not for you — that dessert was scandalously good.
Now, let’s talk about prices… If you enjoy walking out of a restaurant wondering whether you accidentally financed a yacht with your lunch tab, this place is definitely not for you. I paid so little, I double-checked my receipt because I thought I made the mistake. Y’all, I practically felt like I was robbing them. Taco Billy, sweethearts, please — raise your prices. I’m serious. I shouldn’t leave a restaurant this happy and this under budget. It’s suspicious. 😂
Also, when they brought me the wrong order (which, spoiler alert: was divine), I had already eaten it because it was that good. Did they argue? Get defensive? Nope. They smiled that “we got you” smile, handed me what I originally ordered, and blessed me with two heavenly meals in one afternoon. 🙌
But here’s where the heart hits home: I took that unexpected bonus meal and found someone else who needed it more than me. I believe life always creates moments like that — and Taco Billy, whether they knew it or not, played a part in a little act of love that day. For that, I say thank you. 💛
If you don’t like joy, kindness, generosity, mouthwatering food, warm patio vibes with charming street views, or feeling like you just discovered a hidden gem sent straight from the universe… then this place is definitely not for you.
Otherwise? Darling, get in your car, bring your appetite, and head to Taco Billy. I’ll be the one outside, ordering dessert first and thanking God for tacos that taste like love.
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(But if I could give them six stars and a glitter sticker, I would.)