Mai-Chi Nguyen
Google
To preface, I'm on this side quest to find the best bean burrito in Tucson. Say what you will about Aqui con el Nene, but whatever you list on your menu should be delicous regardless if it's their specialty or not. I already hate this place, and I'll break it down bc my discontent is LAYERED.
Service: Look, here. I'm not looking for above and beyond. Be polite and be friendly. So, why, pray tell, does everyone have a scowl on their face? You'd expect people working in the food industry to have some type of training for this.
Atmosphere: mostly white people and snowbirds. I should've known from pulling up.
Food: I've never been so disappointed in the most simple burrito ever created. How do you mess this up? It's beans and cheese. The entire thing is 3 ingredients ffs. First, the burrito itself fits perfectly in my hand. Why is that bad? I'm 5'2" and 116lbs. I'm tiny. It's also salty af. Why tf does it taste like the ocean? I'm trying to enjoy food, not get high blood pressure. I also ordered an horchata which tastes like the inside of a Willy Wonka's ah. Did they liquidize an entire sugar cane farm into one bottle? Why does it feel like I'm already in diabetic decay after a singular sip? And to add insult to injury, the total bill was $10! I can get a bigger, tastier, more filling meal exactly as I ordered at Juanito's or St. Mary's for either the exact same price or cheaper while also getting good service and friendly faces. Every restaurant I've been to has been around $10 bc I order the same thing for the purpose of the side quest, and each time, I'm usually left with leftovers bc they are generous with their portions. Not here. Not at Aqui con el Nene.
Final notes: Food was overpriced compared to the portions purchased. Food was not up to expectations compared to the prices. Service subpar. Currently ranking dead bottom in my bean burrito quest.