NinaDivaStar P.
Yelp
WTF is wrong w/u DMV yelpers?
I'm convinced 96% of y'all don't kno shit abt good quality deliciousness when it comes to food.
Y'all put me in a funky ass mood right now, so ur ALL abt catch this rant, and I'm bitch slappin errybody who ever recommended this spot! Grrrrr!
jjkn. I'm a lover not a fighter.
But truly...wasting $/time/tummy space, does make me very very angry! And I'm right now I'm pissed!
like a dummy, I shldv just gone by my rule of ordering only ONE...seeing if their hype is legit...THEN ordering more after eating that 1st one. My hunger clouded my judgment, causing synaptic misfires that made me ignore my own damn rule. Smh
Just now, Fri/Nov 12, @5 ish, I stopped in after looking at the reviews, aftr craving some good tacos. They smelled great, had a line out the door, movin busily but w/fluidity, like a well-oiled machine! I expected this to be a good sign..
but nah.
SobSob
Are any Hispanic DMV area restaurateurs w/ these Taco and Mexican spots even Mexican at all? I'm starting to think they're just regular white folks masquerading as Mexicans, from Kansas or Nebraska corn fields, or anywhere seemingly devoid of flavor, culture, or ethnic food influence. Anywhere the Statewide demographic is overwhelmingly pale and wants every ethnic flavor Americanized and gentrified to suit their dull palates. THAT'S how boring the food tastes here! And it made me want to cry!
Maybe only Mexicans from certain regions mk tasty Tacos, and those particular Mexicans never make it farther than the southernmost US, where a lot of the Mexican food is still bomb? I'm tryin hard to give them benefit of the doubt. Dunno WHY so many Hispanic folks, and all kinda folks are lining up outside this place to eat some bland azz tacos?
When I want Mexican, specifically tacos, I want FLAVOR packed in every bite. I want savory, juicy, tender-umami-ish meaty morsels... in a warm tortilla, w/ tons of onion, cilantro and cucumber, w/lime and radish on the side. Same way you get them in Mexico,CA,TX...etc. If they have the pickled vinegary veggies...even better and I'm in heaven!
When a taco is YUM AF, the salsa makes it pop, and only enhances the flavors of the meat. This didn't happen. One thing I DO credit them for, is a good hefty portion of meat in each taco, and my tortillas were warm and fresh, and seemed homemade.
But that's where the good news stops.
I ordered 4 Tacos@ roughly 4$ a pop:
(all meats were a lackluster 2/5)
2 Carnitas
1 Pastor
1 Asada.
After tasting neither carnitas had flavor, seasoning, sear nor caramelization, I could tell they'd rushed the cook on it , just to crank out tacos as fast as possible vs good as possible. I actually got bored eating them, and didn't finish the 2nd half. I took a nibble each from the steak and al pastor, and they were just as bland as too. Everything was so flat, every single meat tasted the same...which is insane! I don't think I've ever had bland al pastor tacos. Pitiful. I ordered the green salsa only, which is normally made w/tomatillos or auguacate (avocado), and typically pretty flavorful...only it wasn't either. All it was, was peppery and hot. The only flavor it had was spicy. Then I req extra lime and cucumber, which she didn't give me, even though she understood exactly what the hell I said! She repeated it back to me in perfect English.
To top it off, I hardly had any onion and cilantro either.
At that point, I just gave up tryna eat, and said Id just take the rest home, and season it up tmrw for a small lunch. Point is tho... If ur payin somebody else to feed u, this is not some BS anybody shld ever have to do! I'm really starting to hate eating anything in the DMV, cuz the reviews are usually always the same with few exceptions. At this point. I'm only writing this review, to add it to my list of places to AVOID. Hopefully, other equally culinarily discerning patrons will find my review first, and save themselves some trouble.
For the record... A couple years ago, I tried La Sirenita up the block, cuz this place was too busy.
FYI...they were just as bland and boring as this spot. So I just don't get it.