J H.
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Honestly, one of the most disappointing dining experiences in recent memory, based primarily on the fact that this place is massively overhyped online and expectations were met with a highly mediocre reality.
First, service. A number of reviews tend to give low marks for rude service. While I wouldn’t go as far as to say the servers and wait staff were rude, they do the absolute bare minimum to achieve a level of service slightly above rude. I would call it indifference. Look, I don’t want to be friends either, but we have to interact to a degree so why not make the experience as enjoyable as possible. Honestly, it doesn’t seem like they give a rat’s rear one way or the other whether or not you enjoy the dining experience; they know some poor sucker will wait in line for 40 minutes for some calamari that has the consistency of an old farm truck tire. Perhaps they are victims of their own success in that regard.
Second, atmosphere. One star. Full stop. It’s basically the Golden Coral of Chinese restaurants. Lighting, furniture, décor; everything is bare minimum, soulless and wholly uninspired. I’ve been to hospital cafeterias with a more welcoming vibe.
Finally, the food. Not terrible, but definitely not great. I am certain the Reddit crowd would simply exclaim, “well, you didn’t order the correct menu items…” “Oh, well you should have tried the pig intestine with succulent blood cubes for a truly authentic Sichuan experience.” Look, if it’s on the menu, it better be good. And if it’s not good, I better not be walking out of there with an $85 tab (including tip, because I’m not a philistine) for two entrees and a few appetizers sans drinks. “No drinks,” you say? Well, there are no drinks on the menu. Could have used a couple cold Tsingtaos to numb my regret for buying into the hysteria.
Safe to say, I won’t be returning.