Mark F.
Yelp
This actually is the best steak in town!
Tee Off is a place like none other in Santa Barbara.
Sure their steaks are the amazing (prime rib and bone in rib-eye) but it's the little things that make the short list for date nights, birthday dinners, family in town and just Tuesday.
First off it's dark. REALLY dark. There are no windows and it was years before I realized how green the place is. I mean, it's golf themed but this place is all green.
A long bar, which is where you'll find me, is tended mostly by Todd and Matt. Both will shake up a killer martini while a bottle of big, bold red wine sits ready for the main event. The dining room is split with high backed booths up front with a very loungey feel and tables in a back room where there is more light. Also a great room for a surprise birthday party (thank you Sarah S).
Bring your appetite!
Enjoy a cocktail while you pursue the menu. As mentioned, I suggest red meat but more on that in a moment. The meal starts with a cold veggie tray then it's feeding time!
'Big Bertha' $49 is a massive bone-in ribeye (I leave off the garlic marinade) that comes with Soup (prime rib soup!!!) or Salad, Rice or Potato, Fresh Seasonal Vegetables & Fresh Baked Sourdough Rolls. This is pretty much the only thing I order. Perfect for 2 and you'll have leftovers. Through Covid I've called in a take out a few times and it travels well too. Buyer beware. You'll need a big cutting board to carve this one up.
Prime Rib $35-54 is the house specially, while they last. Multiple cuts for multiple appetites and again, I dare say, the best in Santa Barbara. Some pork, chicken and a fish or two too but come on. You know why you're here...COW. Moo.
This is a locals joint where you and team know each other by name and the kitchen crew says "hi" when you walk by. It's on the small side and people tend to linger and enjoy their time so make a reservation on weekends and holidays to ensure you have a seat. If you're lucky, you can slide into the bar and make some new friends.
Cheers and I'll see you at the Tee Off.