Stephen Pottle
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Starved myself all day for this. Friend said it was best resto in st john’s. I even dressed up (which i rarely do). Picked here for my wife’s bday dinner.
When we got there they started walking us to our table then didn’t know where to put us so we stood in middle of dining room for 5 mins dodging servers and other patrons.
Our server took our drink orders, and came back 10 mins later and said he forgot what our drink orders was. No big deal, but not a good start. We didn’t receive our first drink for 25 minutes.
The tables are close together so every couple mins when servers went to the table next to us we’d get a random servers butt at face/drink level.
We ordered the chef-cooks-for-you option, hoping to get a taste of everything. Unfortunately everything came out very slowly and was not very impressive. Our first “course” came out at about the 45 min mark.
Bad flavour combinations and seemed like they gave us the less desirable options. There was chicken that smelt good, and some beef, but our grand finale was a soggy sausage for 2 to share.
The plating was quite messy overall. They gave us raw uncut vegetables with a nasty fish dip just splattered all over the plate. This is meant for a child’s lunch, not fine dining. Hardly gastronomy IMO.
Usually you’ll like a couple things, a couple other not so much. Unfortunately this was not the case. One bite appetizers usually have you desiring more, but alas i did not desire more.
I expressed my disappointent at the 1/3 mark of service but was assured better things were coming. One server claimed i wasn’t adventurous because i didn’t enjoy the food. I just wanted to leave and go eat somewhere else, but i was already locked in.
I have eaten durian, whale, fish eyeballs, etc. i am not a picky eater in the slightest. The combinations didn’t work and they all had the flavour of canned smoked mussels. When you’re looking at a 400$ meal you’d expect more than 2 drinks and to have enjoyed at least some of the food.
They got paid, and my wallets lighter. So if they don’t like my opinions and think i’m uneducated in food service, i’m not concerned. Just another hotel restaurant tourist trap on water street as far as i’m concerned.