Joshua J.
Yelp
Having been seated outside quickly was the first and only instance of this restaurant doing anything in a timely fashion.
Service was absolutely unacceptable, and the poor food did very little to assuage my rage. We were seated around 8pm, and we finally finished at well past 10pm. Starters took in excess of 40 minutes, after waiting for an unacceptable amount of time for drinks and our order being taken. Venison tikka were dry, though the minuscule lamb samosas were good.
Another 45 minutes later we had received our mains. Our assumption, like at Star of India and Noor Jahan, is that while slightly more expensive than the average curry house in London portions would be standard sized. What arrived, however, were multiple tiny bowls of curry with equally small portions of rice, the type of portion you'd get for a £6 lunch special and still be disappointed. We asked for poppadoms so many times it got funny - perhaps 5 - and even after the main waiter promised to come and update us on our order (in 2 minutes - I promise, sir), he obviously was still fucking about doing something that prevented him from serving us (and other patrons, I found out).
I try to avoid writing negative reviews because I know how hard running a restaurant is in London and obviously, a single poor review from Joshua J can make or break a business, but this place doesn't warrant my apathy.
Obviously, this place wasn't super expensive but at comparable prices to other overpriced local places, you expect something more than a teacup full of shit food. Wow, free rice, I save all of 1 pound per head and in return I get massively fucked on portion size, a complete disregard for the value of my time, and surely service - thanks Thali for making it easier for me to choose a curry house next time.