Margaret A.
Yelp
If you go to the website, essentially NOTHING listed there is true once you actually get to the property. Nothing. I booked the Standard King Kitchenette. There was no "sophisticated, top-notch décor". In fact, whomever decorated the place should be fired. There was no "soothing, comfy bed". The satisfaction survey asked how I slept. Well, put it this way - I've slept on Ikea college dorm futons that were more comfortable and the pillows may have been borrowed from the local Salvation Army. Plus, we asked for a "quiet room"(which the front desk acknowledged at check-in), so they selected the one which was located next to one of the building's two elevators, with one of the building's three soda vending machines located directly outside our door. AND, to make it even better, there was this incessantly loud banging sound that resembled something similar to an old building's boiler trying to start in the winter. And the banging was constant - 24/7. So, no... we didn't sleep. There was no workspace in the room. At all. Next to the very uncomfortable bed was a light that wouldn't stay upright no matter what we did. At the very foot of the bed was a non-smart TV that stuck out of this god-awful ugly credenza that had so much dirt and dust on it we didn't even want to touch it. So that meant that the ONLY way to watch TV was you had the be lying in bed. That was your only option. But remember - the pillows sucked, so that was not exactly comfortable whatsoever. We asked for additional pillows to try and solve that dilemma and the staff made it seem like we were asking them to donate a kidney. There was a very small metal breakfast table, which was nice. And to complete the room, there was a chest of drawers that I assume they are calling "reclaimed", which is a fancy word for exactly what this looked like: They trolled the streets of New York and found it next to a dumpster.
There was so much dirt (not dust...dirt) under the edges of the platform bed (...and around the edges of the room and under the curtains!), I cringed when my cell phone charger cable fell under it. The window ledge had clearly not been wiped down in weeks. And the curtains... oh god, the curtains. I don't even want to guess when the last time those were cleaned. There is a very obvious reason most hotels do not have heavy floor-to-ceiling curtains. It's because they are absolute magnets for dust, dead skin cells, dandruff, and god knows what else. The sunlight streaming through the large windows was lovely, but it was just horrific to then draw the curtains and see exactly how incredibly dirty the curtains were. It made the entire room feel that filthier.
Now, let's talk about the "Kitchenette". This was simply laughable. Here's what The Paper Factory considers to be a "Kitchenette". An entire wall of completely EMPTY cabinets. A sink. A Keurig coffee machine. A mini fridge. A mini-microwave small enough it could have fit in my backpack. Two plastic plates. Two plastic bowls. Two plastic cups. And two sets of silverware. Period. No coffee mugs. No glasses. No wine glasses. No paper towel holder. No stove top. No toaster (or toaster oven). No blender. No waffle maker. No air fryer. No slow cooker. No can opener. Not even a damn corkscrew! And they allow people to stay in this hotel for up to 29 nights? We were there for 6 nights, and we were having to MacGyver everything because when we booked a "Kitchenette" we assumed it would have more than any basic hotel room you would get from literally any of the typical major hotel chains. We actually ended up just ordering essentials off of Amazon because The Paper Factory failed to meet our expectations for a Kitchenette. I am still bewildered by what, exactly, they expected anyone to put in the full wall of cabinets? Truly - I would love to know.
If you are wanting hot water (perhaps for a shower... I know, grand idea!), you had better get comfortable beforehand. We actually timed it one morning. It took from 6:03am-6:17am to finally get WARM water... not even HOT water. Therefore, if you ever hear that NYC is running out of water, you can look directly to The Paper Factory as the culprit.
One of the towels they gave us had the word "FRANKLIN" written on it in black sharpie marker (see pic) .... and it looked like it had been there a while (several washings). Do they get their towels used? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??
So... more lies on the website: (https://www.thecollective.com/locations/paper-factory)
The gym is NOT 24/7. As soon as you check in, they give you a flyer which clearly states that the gym is open 6am-10pm.
The hotel is NOT ADA accessible. There is no "elevator" at the entrance. Nope, it was "under maintenance" the entire time we were there, and the "maintenance" sign had so much dust/dirt on it, it looked like it had been there FOREVER.
I have more to post, so I will post a 2nd review. Especially concerning the $23 per day facility fee. WHICH GETS YOU NOTHING!!!