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I'm going to be brutal, so hang in there. I was so excited when this place opened. I was so inspired by a speakeasy jazz club in Portland (FINALLY) that I even applied!!! Not one band/artist that has interested me in the slightest (on a night I could actually attend of course), that has played here, so I've never had a reason to go. It's in Downtown (pass. I'm not 21 anymore, although the people watching is awesome 😎), it has a horse betting joint attached to it upstairs, a nicer bar/pool room, The Rialto, is also attached to it, and some weird underage club? There's already WAAAAY toO much CRAZY on that corner, and this just adds to it. There are insane people talking to themselves and you, homeless people screaming from every direction, and drunk idiots stumbling down the block. If you've never been to "Amateur" hour, take a seat at the disgusting tables that line the outside. You're in for a show.
So now that you've had your preshow and are headed to the main event, make sure to head on in. Not to Jack London. The Rialto! Where you will dodge angry pool players trying to make your way all the way to the back of the room (it's a big frickin place). Not fun. When you finally approach the entrance, you're like, really? All of that chaos to get to this? It's a cool set up, don't get me wrong. And it looks very speakeasy ish in the dark, but if you actually pay close attention it's not in that great if shape. If it didn't have the jazz jazz jazz sign above the bar (it's very small), I would have just thought it to be another basement bar that has shows. It lacked anything exciting, and the bathrooms were terrible. The sound was good, and the bartenders were fantastic 😻! It doesn't really have an identity? And have fun getting getting frisked like you are packing an AK. I'm so sure I was bringing one to a Bob Marley show. 😂