Shannon M.
Yelp
We've been Malorted!!
A friend of mine is visiting the Chicago area from Philly for the first time and had a list of Chicago things to try. And somehow, Malort had made its way on there. If you don't know, Malort is a hometown liquor, Swedish in origin, made from wormwood and almost impossible to get outside of Chicago. So she (and my intrepid boyfriend) decided they had to try it. I called around and the Lantern was able to supply us, so we trekked down one night for a snootful.
Now, I only had a tiny sip of theirs. But we had read things about "The Malort face" (due to its bitterness) and wanting more despite its awful taste. I can safely tell you that none of us wanted another round, and our kindly waitress commiserated with us about it afterward. (The Lantern must do a business in Malort, though, because you can by t-shirts that say "I Got Malorted at The Lantern" -- it's right up on the wall over the bar!)
As to the bar itself, this is a casual corner hangout: dark, wood walls, free popcorn machine, darts and other gaming, Cubs game on all the TVs (occasionally inspiring deafening roars from the crowd). I've lived in Naperville for years and have never once been here, but some of my neighbors love it, and it definitely provided in this instance! So whether you are looking for a hometown tipple or just a comfy dive bar, the Lantern is shining a beacon for you.