S1369GEjenniferl
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We recently stayed at the Osthoff Resort and it was underwhelming. I’ve seen so many positive reviews and heard such good things that we decided to spend a couple well-deserved nights away from home. If you’re looking for a luxury resort experience, don’t stay here. Its spa is rumored to be wonderful, and it should be for the prices they charge. The services we looked at were about twice the going rate elsewhere, so we decided to skip that. But it’s the only reason I might recommend visiting.||I will start by praising the employees, who were kind, respectful, and helpful. I liked several things about our room. It was clean – or it appeared to be at least. The jacuzzi tub was wonderful, and it was great being able to open the patio door for air. When we arrived, our room was 76 degrees Fahrenheit (in April), and we needed it to be about 8 degrees cooler to sleep. So, opening that door to let cooler air in was essential. I can’t imagine what it’s like in summer. They had some great-tasting gourmet candy in the gift shop, which is open 24 hours a day. It was mostly quiet. They have room service. They only provide housekeeping upon request, so we didn’t have to actively avoid housekeeping, so that was great. And it’s better for the environment.||Now on to my criticism. The room looked like it was decorated decades ago and hasn’t been updated recently. The bed was average, not great or awful. No robes or slippers were provided, and though the jacuzzi tub was nice, we had to bring our own bath bombs/salts. They were not provided, though at other comparable (at least by reputation) places we have stayed, they provided bath salts every day and provided robes and slippers. The toilet did not have a light by it, so we had to rely on lighting from other parts of the bathroom. It would have been nice to control each light in the bathroom separately. The toilet paper was awful. Bring your own. Though it was mostly quiet, the resort is in a residential area, so you can hear lots of things from the neighbors, which for us involved a dirt bike race. Room service closes at 8 pm, and the times we would use room service are past 8 pm. There are supposedly mobile ways to check in and check out, but these weren’t functional.||I know these criticisms sound small and come from a place of privilege. I am not comparing this to chain hotels that we’ve stayed at, like H2 by Hilton. We know what to expect when we go there and love the funky decorations and atmosphere. I might have even preferred that to the Osthoff, were it not for the jacuzzi tub. But this was to be a splurge to relax and enjoy. Other places with the same price point and reputation as the Osthoff have the previously mentioned amenities and more. If I were to sum up our experience in a word, it would be underwhelming.