J K.
Yelp
I've lived in logan square for 8 years and have been coming here at random since. I never thought it was that great, seemed a bit overpriced for a dive bar, but usually people wanted to meet up there, and i had no reason to complain. I liked the waterfall and the spacious back area where one could get some small measure of privacy.
I have seen this place at 3 AM and it is a dance party. I really hope slippery slope is coming back because now i dont feel comfortable coming to the Owl.
What happened to me is of no great import. I walked up to the door with my friend (who is latino) and he was asked to show ID. As he was doing that, i stepped around, so as to get behind him and show my ID after. In the course of this i stumbled slightly. The bouncer said, to my friend, "you can go in but your friend cant go in." They said i "two-stepped."
I am not sure if you havent been let into a bar, or a nightclub where you dont quite fit in, or told that you are too drunk, but its humiliating. To throw salt on the wound, another person in the area witnessed this and said, "you're too white to get in." Im sure this was a joke but my friend was convinced that they actually didnt want to let him in and they used me as an excuse. Now i dont believe that. Im more inclined to believe i was, in fact, too white. Regardless, the exchange did not go down well.
Perhaps asking to be put through field sobriety tests did not do me any favors (and i understand, once the bouncer makes a decision, that decision is final) but i do believe they had a mistaken impression. Pardon me for my social anxiety clumsiness, pardon me for being lanky, but listen to me when i talk. I went to Whirlaway Lounge after and drowned my sorrows, pouring my heart out to the bartender. She said they were concerned about liability. I said, oh, dram shop laws? She said yes. And i said well, i said a lot more than most people that go in there, maybe if they actually listened to me they would know that i understood their concerns. But theyre not interested in that (there was no one else in line by the way).
So I know, a bar is not a bouncer. And i know this bouncer wasnt even that bad. But the experience--it wasnt the type of rudeness that people complain about, it was a cooler rudeness, it was enforcing rules on me that more able-bodied people could sidestep.
But i liked the Owl, even though it wasnt that great. Its an institution in this neighborhood, here before many others, but sadly, guarded by unreasonable human beings. Go get a shot and beer combo at Cole's for $5 instead of $8 (or go to boiler room and get a slice of pizza too for about the same). Go to Emporium (i have never felt unwelcome there, or slippery slope, or any other bar in the area, period.). Its sad, because i probably would have gone back, plenty of times. Now i just feel like i shouldnt support them.
Two stepping does not equal drunkenness. There should be an opportunity for a second opinion. But thats not the way bars work, i know, ive been going to them for 18 years, and that weird antipathy for customers shouldnt be their privilege. These people are capitalizing on drunkenness, and if im not the type of person they want coming to their establishment, well that is their loss. You only get 1 second for a first impression. Its one of those sad truths about life, one of those things you wish people could see. When you look at me, you see what you want, but you dont know me, and you dont care to know me. Im just a useless vessel that pours out money and has no worth. Ill go back to my inferiority complex now, thanks. When i write my suicide note its going to read "Blame the Owl." If i ever open a bar, ill keep a BAC reader on the side, and a policy that no one over .08% is allowed. At least it will be administered on an equal basis.