Henri V.
Yelp
Redwood Bar & Grill is on 2nd St, south of Hill St in LA. I've passed by this many times and never had the desire to step inside, because the exterior seating area looks dirty, dusty and is always littered with cigarettes, for their smoking diners.
Earlier this week, had to attend a lunch meeting with some work acquaintances and they chose this place. Feeling hesitant, I wanted to be a sport and agreed. It passed the time of the rush hour lunch crowd and the inside was almost empty and we sat in one of the booths in the main dining area.
Everyone ordered alcoholic drinks, I passed as I had another appointment later. The waitress was nice and suggested their specialty was the clam chowder and fish and chips, so I went with that and an iced tea. Everyone else copied me, ordered the same plus their liquor drinks.
Upon presentation, the clam chowder looked different, darker and creamy consistency. After a few spoonfuls and squeezing some lemon juice, it was so salty, I couldn't eat the rest.
The fried fish and chips plate had a cup of slaw and tartar sauce and looked good, but I was wrong. The fish was cooked thoroughly but was way too salty, despite lemon juice or tartar sauce. The chips looked like home made thick cut potato chips and were overly fried to the point of too toasty burnt.
Our waitress disappeared down into the imaginary ship vessel, this restaurant's theme. From a distance, the interior decor is like an outdated want to be ship with interesting motifs. Upon a closer look and inspection, it's heavily dusty with cob webs.
Everyone else seem to be okay with their food, but I'm not shocked, this is a group of chain smokers and alcoholics with numb or non existent taste buds or food epicurean taste..sorry that's the truth. After pushing my salty chowder and salt mind of fish and chips plate away, 2 of this group (guy and gal) attacked my plate of food like a pack of wolves.
If I was alone, I would have been furious and sent everything back, as it was all inedible to me. Such a disappointment because I ordered the house specials, and I get this salty gross meal yuck!
I had to leave and wanted to pay my lunch and the waitress was nowhere so I walked up to the bar area and asked the female bartender for my bill. After I paid and annoyingly left a tip, the waitress appears. I informed her how bad and overly salty and inedible the food was, and all she said was she would 'let the cook know.' She should have followed up after presenting the food, but she never showed up, instead did a disappearing act, not good, unprofessional!
This restaurant/bar is a Dive, aka a dirty dark dusty dingy watering hole that serves salty food. If you're a drinker, maybe all this saltiness will not bother you and some people are okay with that, just NOT for me. I don't care if you had a fantastic meal here, and gave it 5 stars, not every place is for everyone.
I'm not even in trying other specials, salmon burger? not here, no way. FYI Best charbroiled salmon burgers are at Moonshadows, Gladstone's In Malibu and Astro's in West Hollywood.
Perhaps if service was available, salty food would be tolerable, but our waitress was the only one around and she never followed up or offered to redo or edit the bill. Unless you really like sodium, it's your place. Cannot recommend Hell No!
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