Mike F.
Yelp
Hangover breakfast is served.
No doubt this place would be a fantastic evening destination, but as a "morning after" recovery greasy spoon type place to grab a petit dejeuner and recap the night before, well, that's where The Starboard really shines.
Obviously everyone talks about the DIY bloody Mary wall, but I completely avoided that. Oh, it looks impressive, but I really have no idea what to do when it comes to building the ultimate bloody. I'd much rather leave that in the hands of the experts, although I was tempted to just load one with 15 strips of bacon. I would put so much bacon in that all the liquid overflows and I'd just be carrying around a glass of bacon. It doesn't sound too bad, does it?
I ended up just getting a beer for some ungodly reason. I was still hungover and dehydrated as balls, but when in Rome. Note: I've never been a "hair of the dog" type of person. That method of recovery has never, EVER worked for me. Quite the opposite, actually. So unfortunately this beer kind of counteracted the positive effects of my breakfast, but it was still damn good. You can't really go wrong with sausage, hash browns, and eggs, all covered in a thick layer of melted jack and cheddar cheese. Seriously, this was BANGIN' and exactly what the doctor ordered after a rough night.
Even if I never make it here for their late night hours, I know I found my go-to breakfast spot in Dewey.