Jia J.
Yelp
Been twice to this unsuspecting institution of experimental music and small venue glory, but that was enough to experience what I'm sure are opposite ends of the spectrum.
The first time was late fall of 2013. I was early to the 10 p.m. show (every night of the week has a show at 8 p.m. and one at 10 p.m.), which involved a quartet of brass and reeds going absolutely nuts. Despite the rousing music, there was a sense of balance and peace in the small venue; basically a black box, this little home to a not-for-profit that gives all of its proceeds from shows and specially recorded CDs straight to the musicians (after rent and operations come out, of course).
The second time was early this May. My friend and I were quite early to the Wednesday 8 p.m. show of the current artists in residence: jazz pianist Vijay Iyer, computer musician Ikue Mori and cellist Okkyung Lee. For those of us expecting something at least mildly akin to Iyer's clean, tender riffs, the show was whack. Several walked out; the screeching noises of the cello (normally such a lovely and mellow instrument) and Rainforest Cafe-esque sound effects generated by the computer were just too avant-garde for at least a third of the folks in the room. But this wasn't even my main complaint, since almost all live music shows are inherently valuable whether they turn out to be your jam or not.
My complaints begin with the fact that, after my friend and I had a drink around the block at Elsa bar because we were just TOO early, we found that the doors had just been opened and the hard folding chairs were already packed with people; or people and the bags they ruthlessly laid down to save spots for significant others or cronies who were going to be super late anyway. I produced the stated $15 in cash, and was told that the cover was actually $20. That's fine, but if so, they should have "noted otherwise" on their website (as their website declares: http://thestonenyc.com/)! Not everyone in NYC carries cash around all of the time, not even in the E.Village.
Soon enough, the overflow ground seating behind the artsists' floor space was also chock full, as was standing room against the walls. But there was still some room, you know what I mean? Having scored the last two seats in the back row, I wouldn't have cared, except for the fact that one poor dude got cast out before the show began, on the grounds that the building's capacity had simply been exceeded. But then, a couple art school chicks pushed their way inside DURING the performance, holding huge Blick Art bags and gasping about how their projects had made her late. And guess what? They got in. That struck me as very 18+ of the establishment, and made me genuinely feel for the humble, single male fan (and believe me, I rarely feel bad for males) who was now probably standing directly outside the too-thin walls for a two hour wait until the 10 p.m. set, sure to be equally whack.
Speaking of the too-thin walls; every car, every Spanish argument, every siren, every word of cigarette smokers' conversations hideously polluted the sound and noise of the show itself. I hadn't noticed this before. It was almost unbearable, especially the sounds of people talking and smoking directly outside. Then inside, the door guards left on a terribly bright lamp that illuminated a guestlist. Why would this be necessary after the doors had officially closed?
Anyway, The Stone has solid appeal as a venue in favor of emerging musicians. However, my bipolar experience there causes me to urge the rest of you to temper expectations generated by the hype. These steps should increase likelihood of landing on the good side of the experience:
*Go early and sit right in the front. If you only see a few people in line, stick around because it won't stay that way. Otherwise, your view of the proximal artists will still be seen through a filter of craning heads.
*Don't be an asshole; arrive with all parties intending to attend, so you are actually sitting in the chairs that you claim to have claimed.
*Bring like 25 bucks because who knows what will ever happen; they call the price and you don't want to lose out because you need to find a fee ATM.
*Go on like a Sunday night at 10 p.m. in the middle of a snowstorm to see someone "obscure" or who you do not yet know. This way, you'll not only become acquainted with something new, but will truly be supporting new artists and getting a bona fide experience of a miniature venue rather than an incongruously large-club aura owing to sheer overcrowding What I'm saying is don't buy into the myth that begging your way inside, then standing with your back against the wall with breath held and seeing something is a novelty. That's like everything in NYC; too small, too crowded, and bare bones. I say that sitting here comfortably on a quiet night with a full view of world class musical fronteirism is the novelty to enjoy. And The Stone can definitely deliver that, some of the time.