Charisse H.
Yelp
I had been eager to try this place for quite some time, as it looked like an nice spot in the neighborhood. I wanted to like it so badly, but almost every aspect of it was incredibly disappointing.
When I sat down, I was in a booth that looked like it was clean at a first glance, however, there was a lot of leftover food crumbs left underneath my table and the booth and was greasy, as if it didn't get wiped down. With COVID still being a big concern, you would think they would clean this place a bit more.
When I stepped off to the women's restroom, the back of the restaurant had the scent of cigarettes and weed coming from the back area. It was unpleasant.
The bartender came over and took our order, but seemed very much in a rush. I understand the restaurant is busy, but I felt rushed in ordering.
My friend and I ordered the spinach artichoke dip to start. It took a while to come out. The texture of the dip was absolutely bizarre and had a floury aftertaste to it, which isn't like any spinach artichoke dip I've tried or am used to.
We then ordered a pizza. They looked good from the photos that I had seen online. This ordeal took another HOUR to get to us, and at this point, I was frustrated and hungry. The pizza came out finally. It's topped with some dried herbs (I'm assuming oregano), which added such a unfortunate taste to the pizza itself. The dried herbs make it feel cheap, as if I was at a buy by the slice greasy pizza spot. Why not use fresh herbs or don't use that? Why not mention it on the menu? I wish I had known that came on top automatically.
I have to add that while I was sitting and waiting for the food, our water was hardly getting refilled. To be fair we were drinking a lot of it because they didn't turn the AC on in the restaurant for some reason even though it was a 90 degree day. It was humid and uncomfortable. Some tables had large bottles of water, but we didn't which was weird.
The owner, I assume, and the female bartender with curly blonde hair seemed like they were too busy flirting at times to pay attention to our table and some others.
I was truly disappointed with every aspect of this experience. But this experience alone has absolutely turned me away from every giving this establishment my money ever again.
Save your money, and your time, and go to Trespasada instead. They have AC too!