Matea P.
Yelp
Have you ever had so many animal heads surround you during your lunch or dinner? You may feel like the ones here have the Mona Lisa effect, with their eyes following you wherever you go. This wasn't necessarily unsettling, though, unlike our stomachs at the end of our meal. Thyme Kitchen veers towards an in-the-woods ambience, with the weathered barn wood, plant decor, and a whole range of organic and natural elements. While this interior theme and style promotes quite the personality, the food here was a disappointment.
The Asian Tuna Tacos was manifestly dreadful, and hard to understand why it was the top recommendation from our waiter. What constitutes a taco, for instance, is filling...which is what this lacked. An inch cube of tuna with some coleslaw on top is not considered a filling. Don't be fooled by the photo I posted, which makes it seem like these wonton crackers are filled to the brim; they placed the ingredients right on the edge to affect and throw off your perception.
Perhaps we needed these leftover wonton crackers for the Deconstructed Duck Tamale, which soon became too overpowering to eat with its richness. A side dish should've been served to balance out the fatty element of the duck, such as a salad, but the crackers were sufficient enough to play this role.
The Tuna Poke Bowl was decent and a great thing to order here if you want a heartier meal. The bang bang sauce gave out a bursting spice that you'll feel towards the roof of your mouth, and if you get Tajin on the side it will bring out a tangy and salty flavor combination. Though this menu item was more enjoyable than the rest, all five of us left Thyme Kitchen with an aggressive and severe stomach pain. Our discomfort lasted 6+ hours after dining here; which makes you wonder, why did they recommend the tuna so much?