Maya S.
Yelp
This was sadly the worst meal I've had in Mexico. I am still shocked at how bad this food was, but I guess the reviews as of late haven't been excellent (i.e. many Spanish reviews saying this food tastes like it's for gringos who can't handle flavor, and whether or not that's the goal, that's what it tastes like).
But it wasn't just the boring underseasoned flavor, it was also the CHICKEN oh my god. I have never eaten a chicken so rubbery in my life. Really the worst chicken both me and my mom have ever consumed. The flor de calabaza soup was bland, underseasoned. Mole was flavorless. And even the rice and beans tasted like they came from a can, seriously! And while some fans of this place seem to critique the 1 star reviewers for not understanding or appreciating "real Mexican food," our problem here was the opposite- not that the flavors were too bold, but that they were extremely bland, poorly cooked and SO overpriced! My mom also said this is the only meal that's given her heartburn after 3 weeks of eating lots of spicy street food..
To respond to people who love this place and also are really weirdly fetishizing that they are wearing authentic Zapotec dress (duh, they are Zapotec women), if you really want "authentic" mole, go to a market and find a stand where you can get an amazing mole for half the price, and ten times as good. I wanted to love this place, I really did, but it's ridiculously expensive for the only bad food I've eaten my entire trip throughout the country of Mexico. Save yourself some money and a meal slot and eat literally anywhere else.