TomTom Restaurant & Bar

"A trendy bar and restaurant in West Hollywood co-owned by Lisa Vanderpump and the 'Toms' from Vanderpump Rules." - Rebecca Roland

"Previously, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz partnered with Lisa Vanderpump to open West Hollywood’s TomTom in 2018. In March 2023, both Schwartz & Sandy’s and TomTom were hit by negative Yelp reviews due to Sandoval’s scandal." - Rebecca Roland

"We’re now entering the Lisa Vanderpump portion of the list, which is to say, we’re at the end. Tom Tom is the latest in a long line of Bravo-powered bars that are quickly erasing all traces of authentic queer culture in West Hollywood. Is Tom Tom even a gay bar? It doesn’t matter—it’s a bad bar, full of straight girls on vacation who think gay men are tourist attractions. And yet, this steampunk-themed atrocity still manages to be slightly better than Lisa’s other properties, simply because there are weird mechanical clocks you can stare at while you contemplate if you’re part of the problem." - brant cox

"This list would be void if we didn’t put at least one Lisa Vanderpump restaurant on it, so we’re choosing Pump. The gaudy restaurant in the heart of Boystown looks like it was designed by a Victorian ghost with a chandelier fetish (which, come to think of it, is a pretty good way to describe LVP), and the crowd is mostly comprised of tourists looking for Bravo! celebrities. While most of the food is best eaten with your nose plugged, there’s no denying the expensive cocktails are both good and strong. After four or five or six of them, it’ll hit you - this place is pretty fun." - brant cox, brett keating

"At least this one has a clock over the bar to let you know how much time you’ve wasted." - Brant Cox