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One of the top 5 burgers in HTX, and a must-try for anyone that loves burgers and fries. We drive all the way from near downtown for these delicious delights. Plus you know, as very liberal and progressive people, it's important to see how the other half... I mean quarter... live, and how they eat. Git 'er done.
So if they got bought up by a fast food chain, they'd be Tornado Merger.
And if they were based in Pakistan, they'd be Tornado Urdu.
And if they were located in Minnesota, they'd be Tornado Brrrrrrrrrr-ger.
And if they were a kid in a high school Chemistry class, they'd be Tornado Bunsen Burner.
And if they drink their sodas too fast, they'll be Tornado Burper.
And if they haggle over their prices, they'll be Tornado Barter.
Houston actually has some really good burgers, most of them located within the city limits, but there are exceptions to that rule. One of the very best (and best value) burger shops in Texas is down here in Sugar Land, on a road that most people don't venture onto unless you live around here, unassuming on the roadside with a messed up parking lot, serving some of the best burgers and tastiest fries in the entire state.
We stopped into shoot the breeze and ended up in a Tornado. It was so good, it knocked the wind out of me. I got so full eating burger after burger I had to "gale" force the last few bites down. This place just stormed onto my top 5 burger list for Houston along with the likes of Lankford Grocery, Angie's, Tookie's, and so on. Even if my car gets towed away someday, I'll just cyclone down here and get a burger. Get it, cycle on. Never mind.
Certainly our fave place for all American food in the Houston burbs, certainly one of the very best (and best value) things you can eat in the Sugar Land area. Yes of course it's a bit Republican (Texas can be that way) and service is no-nonsense, plenty of right wing propaganda on the walls, but that's Texas (half of it anyway), and we don't come here to practice politics, we come here for delicious food. We can't ignore a quarter of the country just because they pretend they're the majority, they have all the money (some of them, not most), because they are extremely nationalistic and so on.
So my advice is to hurry-cane down to this place and let those burgers and fries and condiments rain down upon you so that you too can hail this place as one of the very best.
And if they can't believe it's not butter, they'll be I Can't Believe It's Not Tornado Butter.
And if they jump off a cliff on an elastic rope, they'll be Tornado Bungee.
And if they ride on the dodgems at the fair, they'll be Tornado Bumper Car.
And if they think Tinder is too crude (i.e. the girls are out of their league), they'll be Tornado Bumble.
Anyway it's time to go and Grindr out another review.