Joshua V.
Yelp
I wonder what the parent figures of the proprietors of Urban Axes thought when their spawn exclaimed unto them, "I'm quitting my day job so that I could open an establishment in the heart of hipster Philly where people can throw axes, hatchets, and the like, at large pieces of plywood... also, they can drink while doing it!" I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if such a presentation didn't inspire confidence as to the viability of the business plan... but here we stand... and here I sit, writing a review about the place, with nothing but praises for the place (I really hope it's around to stay).
Not located in the most charming part of town... and the actual facade of the facilities isn't the prettiest thing in the world, but it kinda makes sense (in it's own strange way). They don't accept cash (they will stress that it is a card only establishment... it is the "way of the future"), which is a modern concept that serves as a humorous juxtaposition to the wildly archaic activity of ax throwing (as far as the combination of the words "ax throwing" sounds as the words escape your mouth).
The activity itself is a whole hell of a lot of fun, if not to the point of being so simple an idea that it's almost infuriating (both when you think to yourself, "why didn't I come up with the idea first...," and when it comes to not having the ax stick in the target every single time). Initially I was having difficulty finding my center with the recommended two handed throw for novices... eventually my instructor (who was god damn awesome) suggested trying the advanced one handed throw, which while he exclaimed wasn't for everyone, could work for me; lo' and behold, the axes started to stick to the targets... hell, throw a few precision bulls' eyes in there and everyone took to thinking they could replicate my natural mastery of the one handed throw (poor deluded fools).
At the end of the day, this makes for a fun (albeit unexpected) activity to enjoy with a large group of your favorite people. Give it a try... if you don't enjoy the ax throwing component, you can always drink enough to convince yourself that you're having a blast (as this place is also BYOB)... wonder what kind of insurance this place has...