Lee R.
Yelp
So we decided to pick a brand new place after shopping for uniforms. Looked Velma on Yelp and decided to try it out. First impressions when we arrived were a hipster-ish bar vibe. We said ok, let's give it a chance. We sat at a booth where the table was just about a foot too short all around. Were greeted warmly by the bartender/waiter. The place was pretty much empty, except for a couple having drinks (but it was 5pm, so expected in a bar). We chose some appetizers (calamari and fried mozzarella). The calamari was perfectly cooked and served with some marinara that could have been way better if the chef was not obsessed with pecorino Romano. For the uninitiated, pecorino cheese is a pungent and strong cheese that can enhance or completely overpower a dish. The marinara had no discernible tomato flavor because of the cheese. My son ordered a burger, my daughter and wife the pork chop with fingerling potatoes and a side of fries, and I ordered a chicken Caesar salad. The burger came, and it was piping hot, juicy, and the fries, battered and crispy. My son really enjoyed it. The fingerling potatoes were cooked nicely. You could taste the rosemary and olive oil they were cooked in. The Porkchops were well seasoned and extremely juicy and tender, with no need for a steak knife. The salad, on the other hand, was a disappointing blasphemous version of a Caesar salad. Although the chicken was very good, the salad itself was a salty, pungent disaster. It was completely enveloped in Pecorino Romano and topped with two anchovies from a can. I tried, and I really tried to eat it, but I ate the chicken and could not damage my heart with that salty mess of romaine. After our meal and another bottle of water, we got a tiramisu and vanilla gelato for dessert. The gelato was good and refreshing with little vanilla bean specks throughout. The tiramisu was a shot of espresso straight through your soul. Good but a bit overpowering. But it definitely took the taste of pecorino from my tongue. Overall, it was a good meal but way too overpriced. Over $200 for 4 with tax and tip is pretty much double what we usually spend to go out. Is Velma worth a try again, maybe. But they have to take it easy with that f'n Pecorino. If we're around again, we'll try the pizza, but if they put that pecorino on it, we definitely won't be back.