Vibrato Grill Jazz

"Opened by the legendary American trumpet player, Herb Alpert’s Vibrato Grill is anything but mellow. Any dinner at this Bel-Air restaurant is a full-blown event. As soon as you enter, you’ll be greeted by a glittering ballroom and a live jazz band upfront. People are wearing suits, jackets, and dresses they found in the “evening wear” section at a department store, and everything, from the steak to the calamari tastes perfectly acceptable, sometimes even good. Be prepared to spend money and have fun. " - brant cox, sylvio martins

"Vibrato Grill Jazz is a respected venue by music legend Herb Alpert with old-school jazz supper club vibes. During live performances, the staff asks diners to keep quiet while eating wild striped bass crudo, New Bedford scallops with sunchoke puree, or the Wagyu ribeye. Alpert’s wife is a well-known Brazilian vocalist, likely the inspiration behind the caipirinha with cachaça, passion fruit liqueur, pineapple, and lime. That cocktail, along with everything from Vibrato’s curated drink menu, is worth sipping while watching some of the world’s best talent." - Mona Holmes, Virali_Dave

"Opened by the legendary American trumpet player, Herb Alpert’s Vibrato Grill is anything but low-key. As soon as you enter the Bel-Air spot (from the parking lot filled with Aston Martins and Porsches), you’ll be greeted by a glittering ballroom and a live jazz band upfront. People will be wearing suits, jackets, and dresses they likely found in the “evening wear” section at Neiman Marcus. For a place so focused on music, the food is honestly not bad. Everything, from the ahi tuna tacos, to calamari, to the complimentary ice cream scoop they’ll give on birthdays, tastes perfectly acceptable. Sometimes even good. Be prepared to spend money and have fun." - kat hong, nikko duren, brant cox

"Opened by the legendary American trumpet player, Herb Alpert’s Vibrato Grill is anything but low-key. As soon as you enter the Bel-Air spot (from the parking lot filled with Aston Martins and Porsches), you’ll be greeted by a glittering ballroom and the live jazz band up front. People are wearing suits, jackets, and dresses they found in the “evening wear” section at Neiman Marcus, and everything–from the steak to the calamari to the complimentary ice cream scoop they’ll give if they know it’s your birthday–tastes perfectly acceptable, sometimes even good. Be prepared to spend money and have fun. " - Brant Cox, Nikko Duren, Sylvio Martins

"There comes a time in every Angeleno’s life when they realize: LA is not like the movies. Maybe you’ve lived here all your life and have yet to see a celebrity. Perhaps you were sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Or were dragged to The Bungalow. And although it’s hard to look beyond the smog, rising gas prices, and Midwestern transplants who love declaring how “fake” everyone in their insular little group is, there are also entire other worlds that exist in Los Angeles—wonderful pockets that make you feel like life is being captured on 35mm film. Herb Alpert’s Vibrato Grill is one of those places. photo credit: Jakob Layman Started by the legendary trumpet player—best known for albums like Whipped Cream & Other Delights and The Lonely Bull with the Tijuana Brass—this Bel-Air jazz club whisks you off your feet and transports you to a glamorous world. You enter from the parking lot of a Bel-Air shopping mall, and weave your way through rows of Aston Martins, Porsches, and paint jobs so glossy, you can almost make out your reflection. People are wearing suits, jackets, and dresses likely purchased at a department store. And once inside, you’re hit with a wall of sound: We’ve seen big bands with trumpets, trombones, and guitars perform Stephen Sondheim tributes, MCs tell stories that made us cry, and we were nearly hypnotized by a buff man with a single hoop earring who played the f*ck out of a sax solo. For a place so focused on music, the food here is surprisingly edible. Sometimes even good. The tuna tartare tacos are encrusted in three different types of dyed fish roe and a dollop of avocado crema (scream), but come packed with plenty of high-quality, fresh-tasting fish. Skinny metal skewers string together pieces of filet mignon that melt in your mouth. And the truffle mac and cheese—which doesn’t have a strong truffle flavor, by the way—tastes nice and smoky, like something you’d eat at a fancy backyard BBQ. A good rule of thumb? The more outlandish, the better. Basically, if you can imagine eating a dish at a tourist trap restaurant in Honolulu, order it. However, the opposite also holds true: the more standard dishes, like caesar salad, New Bedford scallops, and crab-stuffed lobster tail are often boring, expensive letdowns. Stick with cocktails and a few appetizers to share with the table. photo credit: Jakob Layman But then again, you’re not really here for food, are you? You’re here because it’s your sister’s birthday, or to celebrate a special anniversary. Maybe you watched all of Cowboy Bebop and got hooked on high-energy jazz music. Or perhaps your best friend in the entire world is going through a breakup and you knew a sensual saxophone solo would cheer her up. You’ll see couples snuggled together in booths near the stage and back tables packed with friends, families, and people cheering so loudly, you assume they must know the performers personally. Candles bathe the room in a heady, suggestive orange/red glow. It’s a wonderful, magical, and quite frankly, gorgeous experience—just the way you knew Los Angeles could be. Food Rundown photo credit: Jakob Layman Ahi Tuna Tacos There’s nothing natural about this dish. With deep-fried wonton wrappers stuffed with tuna paste and covered in garishly dyed tobiko, it looks like something concocted on a cooking competition show, or a prop from a Coen Brothers film. How do they get the avocado crema dollop so picturesque? And why does it look like wasabi? No one really knows, but this dish is surprisingly delicious. Order at least one for the table. photo credit: Jakob Layman Radicchio Salad The best salad option here (the caesar is a bit weak). It’s made with Belgian endives, pink lady apples, and candied walnuts, so expect a decent amount of crunch. Plus, it’s drizzled in a raspberry vinaigrette, which gives it a nice sweetness to combat the endives’ bitter flavors. Calamari In line with our rule of thumb, “If you can imagine eating this at a Hawaiian tourist trap, order it,” you need this calamari. Will it change the way you think about seafood or squid? Nope. But damn, is it crunchy and fun to eat. Shrimp Cocktail We’ll never say no to a shrimp cocktail (you have read our guide, haven’t you?) and this is no exception—the coastal prawns are big and meaty, and the cocktail sauce will make you think “Yup, this is cocktail sauce.” It’s basic and perfect and exactly what a shrimp cocktail should be. Filet Mignon Skewers Every time a server or food runner came to our table, they told us this was their favorite dish. And who could blame them? Thick, hefty chunks of filet mignon are strung onto a metal stick and smothered in Sriracha aioli, soy sauce glaze, and chili oil. It's an absolute luxury. Crab Cake Have you eaten a crab cake before? Did you like it? Then you will enjoy this dish. photo credit: Jakob Layman New Bedford Scallops This is where Herb Alpert’s starts to lose us. The main courses are pretty lackluster, take these scallops, for example. When we had them, they were a bit rubbery, and overwhelmed by the heaviness of the cauliflower puree. Unless you have a major scallop stan in attendance, go ahead and skip this. photo credit: Jakob Layman Crab-Stuffed Lobster Again, messy. The crab and lobster meat explode out of the shell, sitting on top in a big, wadded up mass. It’s hard to cut into and the flavors get lost with all the béarnaise sauce and random purple mashed potatoes. Love the broccolini though. Truffle Mac N’ Cheese It’s listed as a side dish, but this could definitely be an entire entree, if you try hard enough. There are three types of cheese here—smoked mozzarella, taleggio, and cheddar—and it tastes as soul-warming as anything else happening on stage. photo credit: Jakob Layman Specialty Cocktails Herb Alpert’s is best for celebrations, so specialty cocktails are a must. Our friend declared the margarita was “as strong as the ones her aunt makes” and others are made with fun ingredients like apple spice syrup, Thai basil puree, and hibiscus salt." - Kat Hong