Fox E.
Yelp
New Orleans just rebuilt the Levee
And on PoGo I evolved an Eevee
But when I'm in Manhattan
And I want to get fattened
I get Brown Sugar Milk Tea at Vivi
You won't see these drinks on the TV
And my rhymes might be quite Pet Peevey
Some Boba tastes suspicious
But not here, it's delicious
So hurry and get Boba at Vivi!
Easily my favorite location of Vivi in the New York City area and probably one of the best I've ever been to. They are ridiculously friendly, and with a small word of caution, are more than willing to make any off-menu drink that I want in any way that I want and very few locations are quite so malleable. They should be applauded for showing the respect and service skills to actually give me what I want instead of what they think is best for me.
Not only that but they actually have a brown sugar milk tea on the menu and I did not see it until I had already ordered and now I want to go back to Manhattan just to try this thing because no other Vivi on the planet - as far as I know - has it. And whenever I ask for brown sugar mixed with milk tea everybody says no. So not only do these guys do it but they do it officially on the menu and I can't wait to go back and give it a try.
What they did make for me was a strawberry black tea and it was thoroughly and absolutely delicious and one of the best drinks I've ever had from Vivi. So they deserve every ounce of their five star rating and I can't wait to go back to this particular location. Very friendly as well and plenty of places to sit and they even have a f***ing bathroom. Although I don't recommend f***ing in the bathroom, then again... maybe when I take Barbie back here...
Oh sorry did I suggest that out loud.
Now let's rap...
If you're Dr. Watson, it's the ELEMENTARY-VI
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE-VI?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to use the PEE-VI
And if you need a fruit drink, come and try VIVI
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY-VI
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE-VI
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS-VI
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS-VI
If you're running for election, I'm the ABSENTEE-VI
If you're in Somalia, I'm the DJIBOUTI-VI
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE-VI
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE-VI
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE-VI
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE-VI
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE-VI
So float like a butterfly down to VIVI
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE-VI
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm the SNOOPY-VI
If I'm JWoww, then you're the SNOOKI-VI
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY-VI
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC-VI
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY-VI
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC-VI
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them all with ME-VI
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC-VI
That's a pretty average night with Fox E and BARBIE-VI
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT-VI
But there is nothing average with the fruity drinks at VIVI!
WHAT!