Terin C.
Yelp
I don't usually write reviews for fast-food chains, but I'm making an exception for this place, because it's kind of famous. I have to do my part to dispel myths whenever I can, so... here it is.
Firstly, no one I spoke to about this place was ever overly impressed by the food. I was under the impression that White Castle had, like, the best hamburgers on the planet or something. I'm not sure why I thought that, as I have no frame of reference when it comes to good or bad hamburgers, and nor have I seen any movie from the franchise that made this place a household name even on the West Coast where it doesn't really exist. Whatever the reason, it was mostly incorrect.
The general consensus among the very large group of people that I spent a week with in Michigan was that this place had good drunk food... and with their giant take away packs, it was also easy and cheap. This made it kind of a go to late at night when nothing else was open and everyone was hungry.
So, having admitted to knowing nothing about hamburgers, I will say that I am, however, a fry expert. It is in this area that my testimony is at all applicable. My sad, sad, damning testimony.
Oh, White Castle. With your weird castle like exterior, and your cute little hamburgers... Why did you give up on your fries? They're most definitely from a frozen surplus of lifeless potato slivers, and they're tasteless. I feel like they never even had a chance. In fact, I would rank them in the top 5 most disappointing french fries I have ever had in my life. I say this with a heavy, though truthful, heart.
In summation: Great for feeding lots of hungry people in a pinch, but the fries are depressing. That is all for now. God speed, White Castle.