Willies Dick 'n Chicken

Definitely a very unique experience... To get the most out of it, I highly recommend ordering one of their waffles, and it's not just for the looks. Food is average; nothing wrong with the taste. Not all the menu items have the crazy looks matching their names.

Willie’s is amazing! The food is always fresh and full of flavor, and the staff makes you feel right at home. Great service, great vibes, and super consistent every visit. Definitely a go-to spot! P.S. Thank you Lydia!!. Such amazing service with a wonderful spirit.

Fun spot to visit! The food was much tastier than I expected—the chicken strips were absolutely delicious. The “show time for waffles” is definitely an experience! Be prepared for quirky, creative dish names and a good dose of cheeky humor.

Absolutely glorious waffle. Flavors are phenomenal. Lydia was absolutely incredible. Took the dining experience to a completely new level. She ruined me; I can no longer eat waffles any other way unless she takes me on the journey together.

Honestly such a fun and unique experience 😆 especially if you ask for the show!! Also waffles are DEFINITELY underrated, I thought they would be alright but they were DELICIOUS and not plain like I thought they would be!! I’m from the southside but made the trip up to visit, and definitely worth it. Cannot recommend enough, cannot wait to go back with friends

I gave it 2 stars just because I bought 2 waffles and the only thing what was good about it it’s the visual appearance . The taste however was bad. It felt like the ingredients weren’t fresh , especially oil or butter or perhaps it had some aftertaste which wasn’t pleasant at all. Cream on top were okay. I wish the taste would be improved and the ingredients checked to make it taste actually nice, but unfortunately, it was my first and last time visiting such place.

Oh my gosh!! This place is so fun! Quirky fun titles, dirty humor, delicious tasting food, friendly staff, I can go on and on about our experience at Willies! The shop is small but still roomie for a couple parties of people, it makes it personable though! I cannot reccomend this place enough!! I will be sure to return next time I visit the city!! My party only had the waffle/donut desserts, we did not try any chicken so I cannot speak for that potion of the menu. I still highly reccomend here for fun loving dessert choices :)

Lydia was great, if i could have my first time again I’ll choose her every time!

What is it about a place whose name is hard to say in public or 'mixed company'?? This is not for the easily offended! Or the broke either! It's not cheap, either, but considering stuff is hand made it's a decent bargain. We took a break from Market Days to come here. The cook/cashier made the experience SO memorable! As he prepared our order, he spoke as if two people were..well never mind, you had to be there! WE got the phallic waffle sticks, as opposed to those 'shaped' like the female anatomy. I have the video but I'm not sure it's approved for Yelp! The place is clearly more geared to men-on-men relations, but it's friendly towards everyone! The waffles with frosting and toppings were decadent and delicious, maybe a TAD underdone! A few people were there, probably not 'regulars' but they seemed to enjoy themselves.

Experience is fun and dirty (in all the best ways) but I was surprised at how good the food was. I loved the tenders, the special sauce and jalapeño ranch were BOMB, and the crunch wrap was so good and so fresh. We got the kram-pus and was really happy with it too. I didn't expect this but I'd definitely come back!

Fun and quirky spot in boys town. Funny decor and a novelty item to eat. Fun spot to stop in while in the neighborhood.

We thought the food was super funny and sounded pretty good so we finally visited. I will say that if you are more on the shyer side or get embarrassed easily, you will feel uncomfortable here haha. We got to witness someone receive their waffle while we were thinking of our order and they definitely went above and beyond what we thought they would do. It made me feel like I was interrupting an intimate moment haha. Unfortunately we did not get a waffle but we did get sandwiches. I got the Caesar's Teaser and I was pretty disappointed. It was a small wrap that could have had more flavor/was almost on par with one from the grocery store. The cherry tomatoes were my favorite part of the wrap but that was really it. My boyfriend got the "Chicken" sandwich. The chicken was perfectly crisp but it really lacked seasoning. Our other friend who was there got the Chicken and Waffle sandwich and said the exact same thing. And also the pretzel bun was cold/ not toasted, so to me it was a weird mix of temperature and lack of flavor. Seasoning the fried chicken well will make the sandwiches amazing as the fry was great! And we upgraded to loaded tots and that was deeeelish. Almost like tater tot crack haha. Would recommend everyone to upgrade as it was that good. I also tried some of the regular fries and they were also very good. They were both a beautiful golden brown and crispy. They definitely have their potatoes in check!

Decided to stop in to this XXX. Rated restaurant today while visiting Chicago NorthHalsted area. The chicken was moist and meaty and when dipped into that sauce I knew it needed to be in my mouth immediately. The cock waffle was enormously satisfying and don't get me started on the sugar dusted nuts! The fisted and loaded thots did not disappoint either. Grab your whips and blindfolds and cum down here stat.

Willie's Dick 'n Chicken was pretty good. We enjoyed the flavors we ordered, but we thought they were going to be crispier like a waffle, and they actually tasted more like a soft donut.

We came here for the experience and the chuckles. We were honestly full but wanted to stop in. The staff didn't disappoint and the waffles were good as well.

Last nights experience was absolutely incredible. We were celebrating a late birthday last night and the staff that waited on us right before closing did an OUTSTANDING JOB!!! I work in the industry so right before closing time I'm ready to go but not these two! They were so much fun. Can't wait to return!

This is going to be my most carefully worded review of all time. This establishment has excellent tasting patries. You will want to put them in your mouth. They also have savory items like wings and chicken sandwiches which we did not get a chance to try, but we will when we return. They looked enticing. They had a coffee with almond milk smoothie that was way better than anything I've ordered at Starbucks. But this description of our experience pales in comparison to the presentation. My pictures may not make it clear, but this is very much an 18+ establishment. The way you are served your order is embarrassingly funny. You will almost definitely feel awkward eating. That is ok, it is fully intended. I would suggest not bringing your grandmother or pastor here. Let them find it themselves. And if you visit by yourself, you will probably sweat less. Good luck, and enjoy! ;)

If you need a good laugh and experience stop in for a sweet treat. The server was a hoot and made us laugh and no doubt enjoys his job. This is a place I would certainly recommend visiting at least once. Not sure I would go back a second time. Just nothing after the first time. It was absolutely tasty and fun but $8-9 is a lot for a glorified waffle donut. One tip I would recommend is always asking for one that is freshly made. We were a party of four. They made them fresh for us with the exception of one person. Hers did not have the same pizazz and was not "hot" and fresh. Once again great place, ambiance and fun. Stop in if you get a chance and support local community.

Been wanting to try this place for months and finally got around to it! I got the smash that ass burger and it was so juicy! I also got the cookies n cum waffle and the cream pie surprise waffle. The cream pie surprise was good but I wouldn't get it again as it quickly turned soggy. The cock waffles are truly what I recommend! They were nice and crispy despite the saucy toppings. I wish I could remember the staff member who helped us but they were so funny and gave everyone there a unique experience there. If you are easily embarrassed or shy I would pass. But if you are a little freaky and looking for a good time I 100% recommend coming here. So fun will be returning with more friends in the future. This experience is one of a kind!

Food was really good, and the customer service was amazing. I was very impressed with the quality of the brokeback burger. They waffles were top tier as well.

Such a cool place. The service was quick and very entertaining! Food was great! We had a good time there

Rain happened and they called us 20 minutes after we placed our order to say they closed over an hour early. For rain. For a thunderstorm. This ain't a hurricane or tornado. Some rain and thunder. We're literally next door. They could have called the moment we ordered instead of of having us sit and wait thinking our order was about to be done. MAJOR FAIL. Best chicken tenders in Chicago but you can't get them when they say they're supposed to be open. Only reason you get one star is because we can't leave 0. Billy goat tavern would never!! Thanks for showing tourists who you are.

Come for the ambiance and have a few laughs! You are definitely paying for the experience. Our server was really into making our cock waffles. Priced at $13 a piece. Taste was ok.

Incredible, flabbergasting, and entertaining. Not for the easily embarrassed or faint of heart. Friendly, fabulous, welcoming staff out on a show once you get your order and it is interesting to say the least. It was oddly empowering. The waffles themselves aren't to die for and are somewhat simplistic in flavor despite the toppings. The presentation is what won me over. Dogs are allowed inside and they offer pup cups

This place is inside the sundae shop, right by the Belmont red/purple/brown line stop. It's transit themed inside and you can get both ice cream and waffles if you want! I personally got the cinnamon toast cock with cookie butter ice cream and I highly recommend those two together as a good flavor combo. The guy who served my cock had plenty of sex positive puns and they were glorious. I was so touched that he even asked me how veiny I wanted my cock to be. No one has ever asked me that! Taste was excellent! I came in expecting more of a novelty thing where the concept is good but the taste is meh and...nope! They went above and beyond with taste!

The Pride community in Chicago is so vibrant! I really wanted to support the community and this feels like such a unique and fun way to do so. We got two flavors and they were pretty much what you would expect from each. Very straightforward. The waffles a little bit more expensive than the average waffle but they're fun shapes! The staff member really put on a show while preparing them for us... pay this fine establishment a visit to see it for yourself! Also, if you are planning on going for the ice cream they stop serving 1hr before close.

Amazing!!! Everyone is welcome!!! Check out thier social media if you want to giggle.

Great food and awesome service. My only suggestion is that they need more diet soda options.

Smallest portion size I have seen for the price. Of course an up charge for having to use Uber eats but $40 for a small chicken sandwich, coffee and small side of potatoes. Taste was ok just not something that stood out. Maybe a different experience in restaurant but since it was a late night delivery I would not recommend that.

I had the cock meat sandwich. I must say it was very tasty. I would definitely go back to try more of the things on the menu. It's super fun to walk in. They are hilarious. It can be inappropriate for some, but look at the name of the place you're walking into before if you want a good laugh this is the place to go.

Praying for these waffles to taste better also praying for the general degeneracy. Cool lights ig My visit was 4/3/24

Amazing cold brew coffee with whore-chata!! If you're looking for a boost of energy you gotta try their #coldbrew

Treat yourself gurl I came here for the d..... My friend try the vagina waffles too was pretty good make to order They closed on monday

I thought the concept was great and loved the people working there. But the waffles were subpar and way too expensive for you get. Great concept but only worth it if it was half the price or they did more with the waffles.

The s donut was great but it would've been even better if they served ice cream with it.

The menu comedy is better than the food. Go to Taco Bell or Canes for half the price. Also don't eat in, they "don't have a bathroom for the public". Isn't that required of a restaurant? Id assume but I'm not sure.

I know this isn't what you're supposed to come here for but I was actually hungry so I got BBQ wings and they were the biggest wings I've ever seen. Half a dozen for $8 and I was too full to even get a dick waffle. Next time.

What the heck, this pop-up is fucking magical. Thank you, Chicago, for bringing me things I didn't know I needed. Out of everything here, I'll miss this place the most. (This Pop-Up shop is located in Sundae Stop. It's located right off public transit, so if you want to make a destination of it, it really isn't too hard to do.) PROS: -First things first: they're actually delicious. Served warm, the dough is a soft, gooey, sink-into-it that tastes a bit like a sweetened, warmed bread. Add the chocolate on top, and this is just downright delicious. My partner, who isn't one for sweets, said it was the perfect mixture of a bit of sugar (the chocolate) with the breading. For being shaped like genitals, they're actually just plain good food. -The staff member who helped us was heavy on the sex puns in good-natured fun when we responded positively. The group before us was clearly a bit uncomfortable and unsure, and he treated them like they were ordering at a standard restaurant. For us, the puns came out "Dick on demand. Which one you want?" - which, honestly, MADE part of the experience. Whatever they're paying him, it's not enough. -Wide variety of flavors to try. I honestly just want a dick bouquet of them all, and I'm sad that would likely make me sick - but die happy. -Any one of the waffles can have a scoop of ice cream added to it. Fun bonus: Sundae Stop is still operating at full swing, so if you and your party want to split out between ice cream and waffles, you're good. -Seating was refurbished train benches and tables. A few were available outside. -Do be forewarned that the menu descriptions (and a few of the pictures) are definitely on the more "graphic" side. Nothing nude on a human body, but extremely, extremely suggestive. You need a sense of humor that's okay with sex jokes in order to find this place enjoyable - but honestly, if that doesn't describe you, this just may not be your kindof pop-up. -Protip: If you take it to go, get a napkin. That warmth makes things drip a bit! CONS: -This one goes both ways. The waffle you'll be served will be HOT. For one, it tastes magical while it's hot. It's gooey, warm, delicious, and everything you want it to be. On the opposing side, however, it means all of the toppings and drizzles take awhile to solidify; that's why they serve them in trays. It took about six blocks of walking before the chocolate wouldn't just straight run down onto my fingers. So, it's way better for taste (seriously, I'm so surprised by how tasty these were) but your decorations might wiggle around if you don't let it solidify first for those pictures you want to take. -Didn't see a restroom in the Sundae Stop, but I didn't stop to ask for one while I was there either.

They have the best tasting vegan chicken tenders I've ever had in my life. The seasoning on them are divine. The tater tots are a must!

This little dessert sport was great! I had super fun experience and the "Waffles" they make a delicious!! Will be coming back yummy

My friend and I came here today, and we had a blast. I first learned of Willies 'n Waffles when I saw a food influencer's post on my Instagram explore feed, and I just knew I needed to come here. It's a fun place where there's no judgment for anyone to embrace sex and be sex positive. The staff members working there were the life of the party. I love how enthusiastic and happy they are to be there, and to be honest, I haven't seen many service industry workers loving their job like that for a while, so kudos to this place. We were greeted immediately, and we were shown the menus. I am super basic, and I went with the chocolate money shot (chocolate penis waffle with house made cream and powdered sugar at the balls, I asked for the entire penis to be dipped) and the chocolate porn star (chocolate vagina waffle with house made cream and a Pearl at the clitoris). You can also get a scoop of ice cream on it. I had a scoop of vanilla ice cream. My friend ordered the lady flow and the cookies n cum. This is the perfect place for a bachelor and bachelorette party for the last hurrah. Even without a special occasion, we came here just because. It was a basic waffle that I know is delicious, but it's really the experience I came for because the staff put on a whole show for us while making our waffles, and their comments along the way had me dying in laughter. My friend was having a rough day said this made her so happy. Of course, we're here for the Instagram, we needed an excuse to be naughty. I'd recommend this place to anyone in the area looking for a bit of fun.

Have you been to Willies 'n Waffles in Chicago yet?!You'll be missing a unique & fun food experience for sure, if you hadn't! The vibe there is very relaxed, with staff seeming to be upbeat and loving what they do. My friends took me here, without telling me the context behind the restaurant, so when I started looking at the menu I couldn't help but burst out into laughter! It caught me by a good surprise, and I'm so glad they did make this a stop. The person behind these creations was clearly a genius with a great personality. I can't forget to mention how tasty everything is also. Thanks, Willies 'n Waffles, for a fantastic experience!!

I saw this place on Instagram and showed wifey. She suggested we had to try it out. The night before our trip to the city I saw this was on Groupon. What a plus! Me and wifey got vags made fabulously! They were so yummy and melted in our mouth- even considering we took them to go! I loved the interior of the place. The CTA decor made it really awesome for the Chicago native. Loved this place! We will cum back for sure!

THIS IS NOT AN ICE CREAM PLACE. Yelp gets worse and worse at delivering accurate search results. We asked for ice cream near me and got this. This place, while very bawdy and entertaining, was more novel than delicious..

Their homemade ice cream is delicious! I especially like the mint chip and the xocunut. Service here is awesome and the only time you have to wait on line is in the weekends!

The vibe is awesome they have music playing and the employees are great. They split the order counter one section is for ice cream and the other is for X-rated waffles. You go over to a little window to pick up your oder it's really cute. They do display the genital waffles and have a adult rated menu names so this may not be suitable for children. The sundae was good and they give you a lot of ice cream. Due to my chronic lack of self control I also ordered a waffle which is cooked to order so it's warm. The waffle was good a bit heavy on the cinnamon for me, but good enough. The place is a bit pricey, but i think you're also paying for the experience. This is a good place to go for a good giggle and some decent desserts right off the Belmont red line. Sorry no pictures of the waffle I'm not trying to get banned.

Expensive and not good but funny displays. Line was long, food was under average. I wouldn't recommend eating here.

This was so fun after a long day! Brought a smile and a chuckle to our group. The presentation was fun and the quality of the ingredients and final product was very tasty! Will definitely be back and recommend.

Honestly the best chicken fingers I've ever had. The honey mustard sauce is also delicious. If I could give 4.5 stars, I would. Only thing holding back from 5 stars is that it's a little pricey. That said, it's definitely an awesome spot. Waffles are good too!

Michael was awesome. One liners/ personality for days... food was fantastic. If you have a sense of humor and a sweet tooth? Find this Chicago hidden gem.

I love this place, the people there are super nice and fun and make this a memorable experience for you! Also the waffles aree super yummyyyy

I love this place, the service was AH-MAH-ZING!!! A great experience and the commentary is a riot!

This place is great- the shtick is funny, of course, and a great concept for the neighborhood - but beyond that, the food (more than just the waffles) is really excellent flavor and quality ---

So good! The manager was amazing and the cock was on point! Love it and definitely recommend!!

They forgot my condiments, they left off part of my order and then told me that there was nothing they could do I had to take it up with the app. It was not the apps fault my items did not show up. Very rude would not recommend or go back.

Honestly some of the best chicken tenders around! Plus the sauces are all homemade and amazing! So happy this place opened up next door.

Willie's catered a 65 person party for me and they did so FLAWLESSLY. the food? immaculate. the timing? PERFECT. the service? couldn't have been better. Michael and his chef were so communicative, kind, and accommodating. I HIGHLY recommend hiring this company to cater your next event. I have guests who are STILL talking about how good the food was a whole month after my event. 10/10. I would definitely hire them again.