Mathew K.
Yelp
I logged onto Yelp just to write this because I was stunned. Haven't been on here in years. Read this whole damned thing for I only speak the truth.
I ordered last night b/c family ate Thanksgiving meal at 3 and I'm hungry again at 10:30. Called to make sure they were open, which they were. Very polite on the phone - tells me it's 30 minutes for my order that costs $12.95 on the menu.
Delivery man is prompt! 35 minutes later, he's here.
As I open the door to greet him, he's all "happy holidays"two or three times, and I greet him in kind. Hand him a 20, and his face lights up as he begins thanking me profusely. I'm now dreading that I'm going to have to ask for change, but I'm not exactly rich, and he's crazy if he thinks he's getting a ~75% tip. The bill comes to $14.10 with tax, so I figure a $3.90 tip, amounting to +30% is pretty nice for 10 minutes work.
I ask for 2 dollars back, and to sum up, he moans, groans, pretends not to understand my request, makes me repeat myself 3 times, and FINALLY when he takes out his wallet (do they not give delivery people cash?), he has the AUDACITY to hand me ONE FUCKING DOLLAR and go "ok?" like we're fucking bartering in the stairwell, like I just visited his garage sale at 11 PM on a Thursday and decided to haggle for food.
I was dumbfounded. In my stunned silence, he then changes his mind, I think , and starts waving towards the dollar in my hand as though asking for it back, or maybe he wanted to increase it to $2, but I thought it would indeed be a bit much for me to shake this guy down for change when I'm fairly certain I am better off than he is...but I'll be DAMNED AS A SATANIC HERETICAL ARSONIST if I ever order from that place again.
The food was decent. No soy sauce though, wtf? Luckily condiments last forever for some reason. The chicken, however, was gamey and not choice. Rice was good (thank fuck for that).
TL;DR
If you order delivery from this place, make sure you either pay and tip online, or have exact cash, because their delivery personnel are flat-out rude.