Albert T.
Yelp
We went to Frankenmuth over Memorial Day weekend and hey, when you're in a tourist town, you do the touristy stuff. Zehnder's chicken was first on the list. We booked a reservation at noon and when we checked in, we were directed to a small waiting/seating area. It only took around 5 minutes for the hostess to take us to our table. At this point, it looked like there were plenty of seats open and people without reservations were also getting in quickly.
Even thought it was lunch, the waitress only brought us the dinner menu - I guess they were trying to upsell for a busy weekend? We weren't nearly hungry enough for a buffet and asked if we could get the lunch menu, which they obliged.
3 Piece Dark ($17.95) - Let's start with the sides. The waitress first brings out a plate of bread, with four slices of house baked white bread, and three pieces of stollen, along with whipped butter-substitute to spread. The white bread is a good quality white bread; soft and fluffy. The stollen essentially takes that white bread and turns it into a semi-fruitcake. It's retains the white bread fluffiness, but mixes in small pieces of candied fruit, raisins, and nuts in a slightly richer and sweeter dough.
Next comes a bowl of cabbage salad - this being a mix of red and green shredded cabbage (green being predominant), carrots, and bell peppers in a somewhat runny and watery dressing. The dressing is quite sweet and has a bit of a tang. The slaw has too much dressing on it - there is so much, it forms essentially a soup at the bottom of the bowl. I guess they don't use slotted spoons to scoop the slaw out? The fresh taste of the cabbage does come out and it remains crunchy and fresh even fully soaked in the dressing. (3/5)
Finally, the plate of chicken comes out. On the side is a scoop of dressing and a scoop of mashed potatoes. The dressing is very moist and soft. There's no need to chew it at all before swallowing; it's the perfect food for people afraid of texture. The taste is pretty normal for a stuffing/dressing - vegetal from celery, onion, and herbal from the sage/parsley notes (3/5). The mashed potatoes seem like pureed waxy red potatoes, with some skin mixed in. It's are salted appropriately and creamed quite well into a homogeneous smooth texture (4/5).
They also bring out a large bowl of chicken gravy. It's quite a thick gravy, on the verge of being goopy, and tastes strongly of chicken bouillon rather than pan drippings (I am sure they add drippings; I wonder if they use bouillon as an enhancer). Still, gravy is gravy, and it works perfectly on the potatoes/dressing and even for dipping the fried chicken (4/5).
The three piece dark consists of one drum and two thighs. The chicken is fall-off-the-bone tender with the fat and skin rendered well. The meat is moist and soft, making it very easy to eat. I don't believe it's brined, but rather the natural chicken flavors come out. The breading here is a problem. Firstly, the texture is just okay - the crisp is quite light and could stand to be a bit more heavily breaded. But the main problem is the seasoning. To compensate for the unseasoned interior, they absolutely douse some parts of the exterior with their famous chicken seasoning, of which the first ingredient is salt. I say "parts" above because the seasoning is very inconsistently applied, with some parts of the chicken being palatable and others inedible. Those heavily salted portions are so salty that we ended up pulling most of the breading off the chicken and only eating the meat. That's not something we typically have to do (in fact, we normally love breading). (3/5).
Chicken Schnitzel Sandwich ($16.95) - This is a pretty simply constructed sandwich - a nice fluffy toasted brioche bun baked in the bakery downstairs, a couple of tangy pickle rounds, then a giant schnitzel topped with cabbage slaw. Per the menu description, it's also dressed with buffalo aioli, but I could neither taste it nor visually identify it. The schnitzel is easily double the size of the bun. It's a giant piece of white meat chicken, pounded flat, fried to a light crisp, with the breading embedded with herbs. The breading mainly consists of breadcrumbs which adds a good texture. For the sandwich, they actually drain the dressing so the sandwich doesn't become a sopping mess - that's pretty well appreciated (4/5). The sandwich comes with homemade chips that are fried to a hard crisp and lightly salted. The chips are quite good and the perfect accompaniment, along with a pickle spear. (5/5)
Yes, Zehnder's is a tourist trap and much of the food is pretty mediocre, but I think the experience was worth it and I do recommend visiting if you're in Frankenmuth. Even if you decide not to eat in, Zehnder's is still worth a visit just for the marketplace shops downstairs.
Bathrooms - This restaurant is gigantic and there are multiple bathrooms throughout the building.
Overall rating of the food this visit: 3.71/5