"Curtis Brooner says he was trapped in the restaurant bathroom for about an hour after the door wouldn’t open; staffers allegedly slid a fly swatter under the door to help him jimmy the lock, which cut his hand, and he heard employees laughing during the ordeal. A manager reportedly offered him free food for life as an apology, an offer he used for weeks until a regional manager rescinded it. Brooner and his attorney are now suing for roughly $9,000 (calculated as the cost of one Whopper combo per week until he turns 72), arguing the incident and the retraction of the promise warrant compensation." - Greg Morabito