"Similar to Malort, it has been said that the Lower D corridor is where hopes and dreams come to die. Many like to credit Chicago bartender Michael Polino for introducing his cultural staple into the fitting lifestyle of this 24-hour watering hole where night-walkers gather after the city has called it quits. The fan slogan “drink Malort, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for” is akin to watching the sunrise from a barstool at the Abbey, so just embrace it." - Paula Echevarria