"Martuni’s is a karaoke bar the way that a lion is a cat: Yes, technically, but it’s a much more majestic creature. On the edge of the Castro, Martuni’s is a deliciously dark piano bar where regulars gather around hefty martinis to sing their favorite show tunes. There’s absolutely no screaming along to pop songs like “Zombie” by the Cranberries here — and “My Funny Valentine” is officially banned. Serious talent comes out to sing: Consider it a free show with the price of your stiff drink." - Paolo Bicchieri, Eater Staff