"If the late David Lynch had been handed an unlimited budget to design a dilapidated tiki bar, he couldn’t do much better than what’s already here in Old Town. Black vinyl booths meet devil red stucco, with nearly every vertical surface covered with Rococo knickknacks and bumper stickers. Every nook and cranny offers some kind of unexpected experience for the eyes, and the adventurous cocktail menu belies the name on the sign." - Ben Coleman
