"Deep Sea Sugar & Salt’s almond-scented Funfetti is not exclusively reserved for formalities such as existing another year. Using the stuff to salute employment-at-will’s handy two-way street is fair game, too. And if you choose a slab of porter-soaked chocolate, it also counts as a victory beer. For an extra $15 the bakery can add gold leaf, but just remember that you don’t have a job anymore." - aimee rizzo