"Sometimes the best way to dump someone is to convince them that it’s their idea. You’ve spent weeks leaving the milk out on the counter and texting your “work husband” until 1am, and they’re still talking about bringing you to their upcoming family reunion. When this happens, head to Yakitori Boy in Chinatown. It’s a full-on karaoke bar, so you can sing “End Of The Road" to drop some subtle hits. Or just make out with the first waiter you see to thank them for dropping off the bang bang shrimp. Either way, they’ll finally get the message." - candis mclean