"Tortoise Supper Club is offering a steak dinner for two. It includes a caesar salad, two eight-ounce filets with port black truffle sauce, mashed potatoes, and grilled asparagus. You can also add on a slice of Tortoise pie and a bottle of wine. It basically sounds like the kind of dinner you cook yourself to impress someone, but this way your smoke alarm won’t go off. Unless you try to create “ambiance” by lighting all those cinnamon spice Yankee candles. We haven’t been here yet, but want you to know this spot exists." - Team Infatuation
