"If you’ve never been to a Brooklyn Cyclones game in Coney Island, it’s hard for us to understand why you are the way you are. Especially considering tickets cost around $20, there are fireworks present during every summer Friday game (including this week’s), and you get to boo at a team unironically named “The Aberdeen Ironbirds.” The Friday, Saturday, and Sunday games still have plenty of tickets left, and of course there will be hot dogs present." - hannah albertine