"There is nothing quite as sobering as googling your own attachment style while trying to decipher whether there is a way to reply to a message that simply reads ‘hahaha’. That’s why it’s time to turn to old faithful, the pub, where sobriety is never encouraged but long wistful chats most definitely are. Norfolk Arms is a pub where you can do exactly that with the added benefit of a Spanish cheese platter, grilled octopus, and lamb skewers. Hot tip: get the tzatziki. Another hot tip: do not reply with ‘yes, I am very funny’. " - heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak