"Your friend has been playing the same sad Summer Walker songs on repeat while crying to the mirror. You need to skip the track to something more upbeat, played at a thought-drowning volume, preferably in one of Jihwaja’s private karaoke rooms. Once you eat at this Korean spot in Vauxhall (get the yangneom chicken), the lights are dimmed, the disco lights swirl, and Jihwaja's extensive (but highly baffling) music library is your oyster. Let the soju flow and loudly sing over any of your friend's attempts to bring up their ex." - rianne shlebak, sinead cranna