"Highbrow Height: 14 inches. Price: $100, which includes 12 oysters, 6 littleneck clams, 6 shrimp with poblano aioli, ceviche with shrimp chips, and a lobster roll with potato chips. Grand Army feels like a classic neighborhood spot in Downtown Brooklyn—except you can’t get a three-tier seafood tower at just any old bar. And because this tower has a lobster roll and two different types of chips in the mix, splitting it with a date is as good as eating a full meal. (Plus, they let you know that the oyster shells are donated to Billion Oyster Project, so it also feels like a good deed.) It can be challenging to dip your bouncy shrimp into the aioili between the compacted tiers, but that's a pretty gluttonous challenge to have. Grand Army also does a "Lowbrow" tower for $65, but then you’ll miss out on that whole lobster roll. Pair with a gin-based Backwoods Barbie cocktail. " - molly fitzpatrick, willa moore, neha talreja, will hartman, kym backer, sonal shah