"We're not sure what aging-defying serum Mr. Chow is applying nightly, but we want some. This glitzy spot opened in the '70s and received its last decor update in the '80s, but it's still where celebs in the middle of a publicity crisis drink lychee martinis and give poorly advised quotes to TMZ. The price of admission includes dropping hundreds on extremely forgettable Chinese food, but what you're really paying for is a front-row seat to a type of Beverly Hills frenzy that rarely exists anymore—and probably involves watching Kathy Hilton eat hand-pulled noodles." - brant cox, sylvio martins, cathy park