"Brynn and Sai ditched Catch to go to Casa Cipriani, and at the end of the season, this establishment also hosted a “circle of trust” gossip session about Ubah’s mysterious boyfriend. But the private members hotel in Fidi is far more tight-lipped than the Housewives who go there. Our emails asking if we could stop by for a martini at the bar went unanswered, and when we showed up, fully suited, we were allowed only as far as the lobby. When one woman walked past the front desk without checking in, a staffer ran after her quicker than you can say “Casa Cipriani membership is $3,900 a year with a $2,000 activation fee.” So while we can’t say for sure how appropriate this spot is for peak Housewivery, we’d extrapolate that it’s not that great—the only people who’d be here are exactly the ones you don’t want to overhear your conversation." - gabe bergado
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