"You might know The Bell House as that place you saw 2 Dope Queens back in 2016 with the friend you don’t talk to anymore. But we’d be remiss not to mention that they’re throwing a chili cookoff competition this Saturday, November 21st. You can try 20 different chilis from home cooks around Brooklyn and vote for whoever you think should win. It’ll be sort of like taking on the role of Paul Hollywood on The Great British Bakeoff, except with a lot more beans, way fewer accents, and, ideally, no affair scandals." - hannah albertine