"Yes darling, I’m having chargrilled oysters delivered straight to my door by a 24-hour courier service. Err sorry, when did you wake up in a fabulous alternate reality where you’re a 21st century Jay Gatsby? Right now it turns out, thanks to Decatur. This Louisiana inspired pop-up was meant to open their first bricks and mortar restaurant last year, but then 2020 happened and they started sending out seriously excellent seafood meal kits instead. Yes there’s chargrilled oysters, but there’s also a huge shrimp boil situation ft. all the garlic." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing