"Le Rond is trying very hard to be a sophisticated burger restaurant. But no matter how many shades of black they use, there’s no denying the menu was made for booger-pickers with lisps and a Ms. Rachel fixation. The big cheeseburgers come on buns from Caracas Bakery. They’re good enough to make the parents excited. They also have chicken nuggets tossed in ranch dust and milkshakes. It’s one big, bougie kids’ menu. Last time we were here, the clientele was 90% South Beach kids blowing off some steam after a long day of second grade." - mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer