"Nice try Tim Berners-Lee, but the internet can’t find us at Gordon’s Wine Bar. This subterranean wine vault on the Strand has been open since 1890 and it’s exactly the kind of cavernous, candlelit bunker we picture ourselves hiding out in with our comrade camembert when everything gets a bit weird and the Alexas rise up. Its romance factor makes it permanently popular so you’ll need to make a booking online (OK, sure, thanks Tim) and know that the best things here are the cheeseboards, complete with freshly baked bread and quince jelly." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak, sinead cranna