Andrew Hong
Google
I am the type of guy who can notice and appreciate fine, gourmet food, but who can also enjoy a cheap, simple spicy McChicken sandwich for a buck.
I preface my review of Belly Shack with this statement to say that I have a pretty wide and liberal appreciation for foods, and that there are very few foods that I actively dislike.
That being said, Belly Shack's food (at least the sandwich I tried) is one of those few. The fries with curry sauce is good, but the sandwich on fried plantains simply did not work. Firstly, it was annoying to eat because the fried plantains did not really hold anything, and the plantains were less crunchy and more stiff. More importantly, the Asian-Latin fusion was forced. The different flavors were there, but not in a working unison. Each flavor stood in awkward contrast to one another, like the husband and wife of an interracial couple trying to celebrate Christmas with each other's parents...who are all racists. Sure, everybody was in the same space, and nobody was yelling, but it sure was not pleasant.
The defining moment was, as I was finishing the final bite of my fried plantain sandwich, when I looked up and out the window, saw a Subway, and thought: "Man, I would totally rather be chewing on some Spicy Italian on Honey Oat with spinach, olives, extra red onions, tomatoes, hot peppers, Italian seasoning, and vinegar right now."