Anh S.
Yelp
Ah, Chicken Guy! -- where the lines are long, the sauces are legendary, and my kids shout "TENDIES!" like it's their personal battle cry in the arena of crispy goodness.
Let's get to it:
The chicken tenders are chef's kiss perfection. Crispy, golden batter hugging juicy, tender meat like it's saying, "I got you, boo." They're so good my kids refuse to call them anything but Tendies, and honestly, who am I to fight that level of loyalty?
But the real stars here? The sauces.
These hand-crafted flavor bombs are what bring us back every single trip. I'm still in mourning over the tragic loss of the Curry Mayo (gone but never forgotten ), but the lineup remains stacked. Donkey Sauce? Game changer. Chipotle Ranch? Life has meaning again. Special Sauce? She's not like the other girls. With 20+ to choose from, it's like speed dating for your taste buds--and every swipe is a match.
The fries? Crispy with a touch of Cajun magic. Great on their own but cue my elite insider tip...
**PRO TIP**
Take the Buffalo Sauce, mix it with Ketchup, and BOOM--you've just unlocked a flavor combo that should come with its own theme song. It's tangy, spicy, sweet, and addictive. Your fries will never be the same. You're welcome.
Yes, the lines are long. But so is the line for Space Mountain, and no one complains there. Greatness takes time--and this chicken is worth every minute.
Final verdict:
If fried chicken had a rock concert, Chicken Guy! would be headlining with 20 sauces doing backup vocals. Come hungry, leave happy, and maybe pour one out for Curry Mayo while you're at it.