Naomi C.
Yelp
This is an experience place. We wandered in on a whim on a Saturday night and quickly wondered if we were too old for it. Spoiler alert: the answer was sort of. lol.
The vibe is upscale bar. The bar is what you walk in to but the back of the restaurant is dark, modern, and expansive. The ambiance is very nice (especially for the area), and the lighting is very much suited to date night. So we stayed.
Location - right on Georgia Avenue, it's easy to find and convenient in downtown SS; menu- the food options are varied enough that there is likely something for everyone, vegans unexcepted. Parking is trash.
First impressions-DISCLAIMER- we went on a Saturday night at 9pm so if you're considering a Tuesday lunch, your experience might be entirely different. The wait staff are slow and unable to be brought to the point of botheration. Unless our waitress was picking up tables in the bar, there is NO REASON we should have waited 10+ minutes for someone to GREET us. Then, when we expressed that we weren't drinking she moved from apathetic to dismissive.
The table was dirty. She never came back after we ordered- someone else brought us a little carafe of water which was never refilled despite the fact that we did finish it, rather quickly- so the table never got cleaned. The menu was FILTHYYYYY. There was sticky stuff and food on the front and back of the menu and the drink menu looked like it had been on the floorboard of someone's car AND IT IS LAMINATED LOL. As a former food service worker I can say I would have been ashamed and embarrassed to put that on anyone's table. Clearly the standards must raise.
The restaurant is clearly in a young hip area so there were lots of parties and birthdays but the birthday protocol is unsettlingly loud and really hard to handle back to back to back. The music which is already loud and geared towards the youth (yes I will reveal my age here) gets DOUBLE LOUD and everyone starts clapping. It's awful. If you have sensory issues, no.
We tried to order a starter but it took her so long to come back we just went with the blackened chicken sandwich (hubby) and the blackened salmon Caesar for me. THAT FOOD WAS BANGING. It tasted like the salmon had been caught, fileted, seasoned and cooked while we waited. And yes, we did wait THAT LONG lol. Everyone around us was drinking and we don't so we were able to enjoy leisurely conversation, but if you're on an uncomfortable date and just want to eat and bounce, this AINT IT AT ALL. We waited and waited and waited on the food. Finally, it came. And the portions were ... European. While I appreciate that American portion sizes are massive and restaurants shouldn't encourage food waste, I was beyond disheartened to get my salad in why felt like a side plate and while there was a SOLID portion of salmon (6-6.5oz) I ran out of lettuce before the fish!!! I've also never had tomatoes in my Caesar, it was not unpleasant! They were grape or cherry tomatoes and quite crisp.
My husband's sandwich fit in one hand and was eaten in about 6, deliberately truncated, bites, because it was DELICIOUS but quite small. We were both still hungry but again our waitress was nowhere to be found. We did catch her circling the bar on her cell phone several times but I'm definitely above chasing waitstaff unless I have a hangry kiddo with me. Twenty minutes later she reappeared and we asked for the dessert menu. I KID YOU NOT: She disappeared AGAIN. It took her over 15 minutes to bring the dessert menu. I was mad but still hungry ... and they had bread pudding with VANILLA ice cream.
39 minutes later our tiny triangle (I've never seen non-square bread pudding before) of bread pudding comes out. Clearly microwaved within an inch of its life, doused in chocolate syrup and served with FREEZER BURNED BUTTER PECAN. Baby, I like butter pecan as much as the next person, but that tasted like it'd been in the freezer since 2009, it had whole ice chunks, 5 pecans, and we kept trying to guess the year it was made (2009 won but probably for other reasons lol). As long as we waited for it, they could've WALKED across the street to the 7-11 and gotten some Haagen Daaz... they could have MADE ice cream with rock salt lol. There was just absolutely no excuse for any item of food to be bad with the length of time it takes them to fulfill an order. I was bemused. And not pleasantly.
Overall this place is trendy and aesthetic. It's for the youths because who else is putting up with the noise, uncleanliness and terrible service?!? Not I!!! The food was good and we found street parking fairly close so that rounds it up to a 3/5. Do with this what you will. lol